I am so far out  of my element

thebbcisslowlykillingme:

meulins-choice-ass:

whodoyouthinkyourefooling:

funfreacksnc:

babyferaligator:

trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay

u are the future 

find the hay in the needlestack tho

Big Magnet.

if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things

(Source: 420dongsquad, via ihaveneverbeensowrong)

  • david: *opens mouth*
  • me: *sighs so hard my soul leaves my corporeal form and i become nothing more than a pissed off mist*

princess-palpatine:

why is everyone so reluctant to sort their faves into Slytherin? the house description is “ambitious and cunning” not “they’re all fucking evil slimy malicious twats.”

(via protegopatronum)

justensbiebers:

I’m that kind of mutual follower who likes your text posts and never talks to you but still considers you as a friend

(Source: ashsonirwin, via encourage)

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

image

how about now

(via guy)

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

(via encourage)

But guys, think about super close platonic relationships

stevebuckybromance:

  • Platonic reassuring shoulder/arm/hand grabbing
  • Platonic tight, meaningful hugs
  • Platonic late-night deep conversations that end in at least one person holding back tears or sobbing
  • Platonic sleeping in the same bed
  • Platonic forehead touches
  • Platonic staring into each other’s eyes like the other person is the world
  • Platonic CUDDLES

SUPER CLOSE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS

(via valarmorghilus)