the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

(Source: shepardism, via moistbottom)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

(via nighthawkcumberbatch)

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

(via depresstiell)

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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(via stannington)

rumour:

*logs in to tumblr*image

(via nighthawkcumberbatch)

paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

(via sexfully)